I cannot even begin to explain the sheer awesomeness that is the new VX-1 all electric bike from the indomitable Vectrix. My ride videos will be posted to the usual haunts, and pictures are forthcoming shortly. Maxi-Scooter indeed! Look, I know the Vectirx web site clearly states that the VX-1 has a top speed of 62 miles per hour. Ladies and jellybugs, I am here to definitively tell you that 62 miles per hour is absolutely not the top speed on the 2009 Vectrix VX-1. Period. End of discussion. If you'd like to argue the point, I encourage you to take up the matter with my sunglasses. But first you have to find them, as they sailed off my head in the fast lane of Interstate 80 as I cruised by a patchouli-oil-smelling, hippie used-to-be in a 32-thousand-dollar Prius that left a Sasquatch sized carbon footprint compared to the almost-90-mile-per-hour beast between my legs (the bike people, stay focused...)...
In the face of such strong (and fast and sleek) evidence, I am now fully convinced that the "Vectrix is bankrupt/Vectrix is for sale" hoopla was a cleverly designed marketing ploy thunk up by some high-falutin' executive in a pant-suit that cost her more than the reasonably priced VX-1E will cost you.
Green Bike - Yeah, that's right...
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